Sunday Digest

1. OK, so today (and forever after) we spread out the worship team on stage, and I occupy the awesome extreme right side of the stage. The only problem I'm finding so far is that I tend to walk forward a lot and get right up to the edge of the steps to walk off the stage. Apparently I like to occupy my space. So after each song ended I kinda had to stealthily move back to the starting point. One day I'm going to accidentally take one step too many and faceplant. And it will be caught on a television camera...and then uploaded on YouTube...and my life will be over.

2. The sermon was mostly for parents and "young people," which is great, because I'm tired of being convicted of all the things *I* do wrong. It's time for the young people and parents to feel bad. I'm getting my tubes tied, so I don't even listen to the advice for parents and pretend like I'm going to use it one day.

3.  I wore an outfit that made me look like a pastel rainbow threw up all over me.

4. We sang "Mighty To Save" AND "Our God Reigns"! It was like worship dessert and MORE dessert!

5.  The fried chicken from Jerry Lee's was only mediocre today. And they were out of fried okra. Double sadness.

6. I tried to call my dad, but he's at work this week. But my mom called and we mostly talked about how it's hot. My mom loves to default to weather conversation.

7. In honor of Father's Day, I told someone at church today that he's "like the cool grandpa I never had." I'm so full of great compliments. It's so nice of me to remind old people that they're old.

8. I remembered to tithe! I'm so spiritual.

9. I realized, once again, that church ranks No. 3 in "places where I often pee," after my apartment (No. 1) and work (No. 2).